I Don’t Need Sex, Life Fucks Me Daily

I don’t need sex ’cause life fucks me daily,
I’ve work to do and booze to drink, mainly.
When life throws you a hooker, a brunette,
Dump that bitch, but take her cigarette.

There’s liquor in the front, but poker in the rear,
All them fuckin’ bitches are that way, oh dear.
You stay away from those as much as you can;
That is, after all, a measure of a strong man.

Because a real man does not hit a bad woman,
That is not the proper way to be a gentleman;
He drinks a bottle of whisky, then his eyes blur,
Shoots her and says: “No one will ever hurt her.”

I Don’t Need Sex (Life Fucks Me Daily) – Sarcastic Rock Rant for the Overworked & Underloved

Dano West – Bad Girls And Cigarettes

Raw Cut Productions – Ass, Gas, or Grass – No Free Rides, Just Rules

Raw Cut Productions – Liquor in the Front, Poker in the Rear

Raw Cut Productions – Real Men Don’t Hit